Thursday, 22 February 2007

Where is Zed?

Let`s look at the facts. Birthday on the 18th, no post since = One mother of a hangover!

Keith dropped by for a pint today, real beer, Wendz take note. We had a giggle about various things that will remain top secret. No amount of bribery will make me reveal anything.

Whilst i am typing this, Blair is on the news, sat in front of a banner that says "reducing crime". I thought he said that in 1997. This man outlawed legal ownership of hand-guns, now they`re everywhere, illegal, and owned by criminals, drug-addcts, et-al. PAH!

18 comments:

Wendz said...

I am noting the beery giggles yes. So cute....top secret stuff!

And sweetie - everybody has his price....I wonder what yours is? Hmm - will give it some thought...;)

Re: Blair - a rant, huh? You've clearly been spending too much time with Keith. Clearly.

john.g. said...

Wendz, my rants are all my own views, no influence from Keith, and as for a price.....ofers will always be considered on their merit/worth(to me).

Anonymous said...

Remember what I said I do if you blabbed about our meetings? I meant it! I have a spanner in my pocket and I'm prepared to use it on the wheels of your transport......

Tell Wendz nothing, no matter what she does to you!

Ubergruppenfuhrer Keith

john.g. said...

Keith, stop spoiling my master plan, our secrets are safe, regardless. You`d never make a spy!!

Anonymous said...

Psst! Wanna buy a machine gun? On special offer to-day. Buy one; get one free. (That's "gratuit" Wendz)

Keith

Wendz said...

Oh ho John! Mster plan eh! I think I can guess and it won't work so there. Nyaa nyaa nyaa. You can KEEP your secrets.

humf.

*exits sniffing*

*Returns to shout at Keith*

I KNOW WHAT FREE MEANS IN FRENCH!!!

Pfft.

john.g. said...

B*llocks, sussed!!

Wendz said...

B*llocks? With a star? How very polite. :)

zoe said...

am still alive, just very, very busy. back to work next thursday ...

may be even busier after that - acounts .... accounts ....

john.g. said...

Good luck Zoe.

zoe said...

ta.

zoe, still accounting which isn't bad seeing as she isn't even an accountant.

john.g. said...

By all accounts, you have to account for a lot. x.

PI said...

I was thinking. Is it too far for Keith to cycle?

PI said...

That accounts for Zoe's absence!
Taxi!

john.g. said...

Nice one Pat!

Ariel said...

There's no better publicity for something than an official ban it seems. I trust Tone was working on 'his legacy'... Yawn. He certainly isn't going gracefully. As for Zed, hmmm... sounds like a numbers hangover rather than one induced by alcoholic substances.

Wendz said...

So what now? have you joined Z in her accounting endeavours? Pshaw!

john.g. said...

Wendz, I can`t account for last week, my short-term memory is shot since the accident. And no, it`s not the booze, before you start!!