Saturday, 25 August 2007

As we mean to go on....

Di, battered Trigger with an aluminium tray.

"What was that for?" enquired a puzzled Trigger.

"That's for later on, when you deserve it and I haven't got the tray!"

Trigger asked Bushy, if he was coming out for a cigarette break.

Bushy, "I'm not being seen outside with you, it'll do my cred no good at all!"

The Poachers' brother came in. They had been over to Norfolk, fishing, but there was so much water about that it wasn't worth staying.
Trigger said he was glad he hadn't gone to see them this morning, and in any case he couldn't find the place on his map.

"I'll have to get sat-nav." says Trigger.

"You'd be better off with twat-nav!" came Bushy's reply.

14 comments:

ChrisB said...

Glad to have my daily laugh :)

john.g. said...

My pleasure!

zoe said...

i can't say that he didn't deserve that!

john.g. said...

Zoe, lol!

RUTH said...

This is better than watching Big Brother!!!! :o)

PI said...

Apparently one pub landlady has painted an outside wall to look like the inside of the pub for the smoker's benefit and she gives them complimentary fleeces. Just a thought.

Ricardipus said...

You'd better be careful, Zoe's tying up all the copyrights on Twat-related jokes you know.

SpanishGoth said...

I like fishing. One day, I turned up at my favourite carp lake amd there was some bastard with a sonar type device which told you where all the fish were.

Guess what. Fucking device doesn't work when you kick the twat in the lake

PI said...

Talking of fishing the French connection of the extended family have a small lake and have a big fishing fest; by taking the plug out of the lake and letting all the water out. Call me old-fashioned but this doesn't seem cricket to me.

Cailleach said...

"twat-nav" that is the best one I've heard in ages!

sablonneuse said...

Thank goodness for your sense of humour John-G

john.g. said...

Ruth, sticking pins in my eyes is better than watching big brother!!

Mum2, I saw that in the DT.

Cailleach, good wasn't it?

Sandy, xx

Goth, LMAO!!

Beccy said...

I needed that laugh, thanks John.

john.g. said...

Beccy, xx