Monday, 13 August 2007

Two things.

Firstly, my thanks to Shaz for the award, I am honoured!

Secondly, what does the landlady do when Trigger tells her and Sharon that the reason he is quiet is that he can't get a word in edgeways with two f**king women yawping behind the bar?

Answer, she comes round and batters him!! (I can't tell you what he actually said, I'm a gentleman you know!)

I can't wait for joke Tuesday!!

10 comments:

ChrisB said...

It sounds like your watering hole needs danger warnings !!!

john.g. said...

Chris, you need to experience it to understand!

Keith said...

And when you've been battered by the landlady, you sure know it. I didn't see it, but when I got there I was told that Trigger had limped painfully out of the door and gone home to recover!

martin said...

Where has your great masthead gone ?.
Shame.

sablonneuse said...

Are you having puter problems like several other people?
Even if your site looks a little bare I hope you'll still be able to post the jokes.

Grumpy Git said...

Why have you changed your your page? It looke great the way it was! I don't like the simplistic look.

I do know that a lot of people are having problems with Blogger at the moment, so it might not be your doing.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

you have to feel sorry for men when they find themselves alone and cornered by a batch of yabbering women. An ex of mine once endured my mum and two of her friends and myself at lunch at my flat. By the time dessert was served, he was looking very peaky.
"Listening to all this chatter is making me feel sick", he whispered. "I can't keep up. I'm going to faint."

Shaz said...

Was a pleasure to award you. What happened to PUBLOG's attire, you appear to be naked?

Shaz said...

PS & now I've tagged ya (hee-hee!)

john.g. said...

WHERE HAS MY BLOG F*CKING GONE?

Keith thinks it's Blogger changing something. It certainly wasn't me!

Shaz, thanks i think.