Friday, 10 August 2007

The biker!

I discovered today that someone I know from the pub has been reading this tome of nonsense.

So, Mr. Shenton, get rid of that girlie bike you've got, and get a PROPER bike!!

And feel free to leave a comment.

BTW, Sharon, who has looked after the pub since Monday, whilst Di & Jez have been away has done a sterling job, even belting someone for accidentally tripping her up . He was pissed apparently!

Trigger nearly caught a right hander from Sharon today.......He came in! Sharon is not used to seeing Trigger on a week-day afternoon, so it came as something of a shock to her.

Me: "All right Trigger?"

Sharon:"What the f**k are you doing here?"

Trigger:"Pedigree please." (Pedigree is the local brew).

Strange look to me from Sharon.

Me:"He's a bit deaf."

Sharon:"That's all I need!"

Trigger:"Pardon?"

Sharon:"I need a cigarette!"

7 comments:

Beccy said...

Glad you got your problems sorted. I'm on mum's really old computer and gave up trying to access you yesterday!

I think it's a good job Trigger is deaf other he might be suffering from all the snipes that come his way!

Keith said...

Don't tell me Trigger is STILL skiving off work! He should have been back this week.

sablonneuse said...

So Sharon was likely to clobber Trigger for coming in on the 'wrong' day? Are you sure she's good for business? She could chase customers away.

zoe said...

i was thinking along those lines too, sablonneuse. there's nothing like customer service, is there ?!

john.g. said...

No worries, Trigger and Sharon get on...ish!

Ricardipus said...

There's really nothing like walking in to the local for a nice quiet pint and getting a thump in the ear from the bartender.

Really, there's nothing like it.

john.g. said...

With Sharon and Trigger it's a bit of banter, I just tell it as it happens. Nothing you read here is malicious.