Bank holiday fun
All join in. A mate mentioned something he'd heard on Radio 2. Unanswered questions.
1. What did the person who invented the drawing board design it on, and did he go back to it ?
2. How did they know how much fuel it would take to get to the moon and back ?
3. Why is learning HTML harder than learning Mandarin ?
4. Where did the word FORMICA come from ?
5. Why am I writing this drivel ?
6. Where is Yaxlich ?
7. Where do chickens keep their nuggets ?
More questions please, I know I can rely on you!!
19 comments:
Me First! You're writing this drivel because you don't know anything about anything, so you're hoping some intelligent person like me will give you the answers!
Intelligent Old Git, you obviously didn't notice, but it's questions I want. Still pissed from yesterday!!
Why do ambulances have the sign written upside down so the driver can read it He knows he's in an ambulance - doesn't he?
how much does it take to get john pissed ?
Mum2. good one!
Zoe, this is classified material, and cannot be divulged.
OH RUTH - hahahahahaha
Why does my dog have stinky breath?
Have you noticed karmyn r where he shoves his nose?
Zoe - It doesn't take much to get John pissed. 16 pints of 'Norwegian Weasel Pee' (Lager) and he can't find his way to the toilet, and he keeps asking me "Who are you?" He's the only bloke I know who's been arrested for being "drunk in charge of a wheelchair".
These are so funnyLOL
why do men fart more than women?? (the girls will be shocked at their mother asking this one hehe)- better still how do you cure them??
Why do I ask myself questions like that all the time but when I need to come up with a good one to write down my mind goes blank?
There's yet another award for you to collect over at our place, I hope your mantle piece is reinforced x x x
1. several times.
2. they measured it with a ruler and then planned it out on a drawing board
3. cos Oranges can't speak
4. Who knows
5. Who knows
6. Near Formica, several miles short of the moon.
7. I'd tell you but they might arrest me.
Oh I go away for a while and you get a new template. And is that a pic?
Ruth, piles of LMAO!
Karmyn, i'll go with Pat, don't lick your arse!
Chrisb, i don't think that is true, men just take pride in it!
Sandy, i can't answer that! lol.
Shaz, xx
Jon m, at least i got you with two!
DQ, YOU'RE BACK!! Yes.
Where do fish keep their fingers hidden? (This is a polite question)
Anji, good one!
I'm stunned by my mother! We're not even allowed to say fart in front of her...well we do but she frowns...this blogging has really lowered her standards and now I can't think of a question!
We can't say fart in front of my Mum either. It's a generation thing I think!
Beccy/ Sally, LMAO!
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