Tuesday, 21 August 2007

Joke Tuesday.

This is close to my own heart so I found it hilarious!

A man was asked to do a 10 mile 'fun run'. "Piss off", he said!" Come on", said his mate," it's for spastics and blind kids." He thought for a while, "Ok,then, I could win this!"

22 comments:

RUTH said...

LOL...nice one John :o)
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says "Nobody listen to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

© Karelian Blonde said...

If blondes are included, I might have chance :) Cheers me dears!

john.g. said...

KB, XXX!

ChrisB said...

yep good one john :)

ChrisB said...

Ahhh as I hit the publish button I noticed the mast head has gone again!!

john.g. said...

Not my wish, the designers instructions.

Jon M said...

Fnar, Fnar, Fnar!

martin said...

Man goes to the doctors and says "I think I am a pair of curtains".The doctor replies "Pull yourself together".

Beccy said...

Short and to the point just like you John (the to the point bit not the short bit...although you may be short...I don't know)!

PI said...

Made me grin. Sheepishly. It's the way ewe tell 'em

sablonneuse said...

Wasn't that man Trigger was it???

john.g. said...

Martin...please!

Beccy, 6'4" , but a lot shorter in the chair! LOL.

Mum2, that was bad!

Sandy, no, another nutty mate of mine!

Mr Farty said...

LOL!

Babs said...

LOL Terrible. Which means I'll tell everyone in the house.

john.g. said...

Mr. Farty, glad you approved!

Babs, I knew you would!

PI said...

John read my up date on 'the Bourne Ultimatum' and be careful when Dad watches it.

apositivepessimist said...

Haha.

Dammit woke the baby chicks when I barked a cackle then.

headless chicken said...

You are the master at being politically incorrect....good one!:)

Cailleach said...

Taking the P out of PC. I like it.

SpanishGoth said...

LMAO

Reminds me of the guy sat at the bar stool really pissed and a good samaritan decides to take him home

"Come on mate, let's get you home"
"But I can't walk" burbles the man
"It's ok I'll help you" and proceeds to drag the man home. He rings the doorbell and the man's wife answers. He explains what he's done thinking he'll be thanked but the wife says

"Very good, but where's his fucking wheelchair?"

john.g. said...

Pessimist, ta!

HC, welcome back!!

Cailleach, you know me!

Goth, a cracker!

Ricardipus said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Oh dear.

And well done spanishgoth, that was good for a giggle too.