Joke Tuesday.
This is close to my own heart so I found it hilarious!
A man was asked to do a 10 mile 'fun run'. "Piss off", he said!" Come on", said his mate," it's for spastics and blind kids." He thought for a while, "Ok,then, I could win this!"
Tuesday, 21 August 2007
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LOL...nice one John :o)
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says "Nobody listen to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
If blondes are included, I might have chance :) Cheers me dears!
KB, XXX!
yep good one john :)
Ahhh as I hit the publish button I noticed the mast head has gone again!!
Not my wish, the designers instructions.
Fnar, Fnar, Fnar!
Man goes to the doctors and says "I think I am a pair of curtains".The doctor replies "Pull yourself together".
Short and to the point just like you John (the to the point bit not the short bit...although you may be short...I don't know)!
Made me grin. Sheepishly. It's the way ewe tell 'em
Wasn't that man Trigger was it???
Martin...please!
Beccy, 6'4" , but a lot shorter in the chair! LOL.
Mum2, that was bad!
Sandy, no, another nutty mate of mine!
LOL!
LOL Terrible. Which means I'll tell everyone in the house.
Mr. Farty, glad you approved!
Babs, I knew you would!
John read my up date on 'the Bourne Ultimatum' and be careful when Dad watches it.
Haha.
Dammit woke the baby chicks when I barked a cackle then.
You are the master at being politically incorrect....good one!:)
Taking the P out of PC. I like it.
LMAO
Reminds me of the guy sat at the bar stool really pissed and a good samaritan decides to take him home
"Come on mate, let's get you home"
"But I can't walk" burbles the man
"It's ok I'll help you" and proceeds to drag the man home. He rings the doorbell and the man's wife answers. He explains what he's done thinking he'll be thanked but the wife says
"Very good, but where's his fucking wheelchair?"
Pessimist, ta!
HC, welcome back!!
Cailleach, you know me!
Goth, a cracker!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Oh dear.
And well done spanishgoth, that was good for a giggle too.
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