Saturday, 11 August 2007

The Funny Farm.

I swear this place gets worse.

Main characters. Bush.
Trigger.


There are tables outside the front of the pub for the smoking brigade. ( not me, no siree).

Trigger goes out for a cigarette.

Bush:"Landlord, you want him round the back. All the potential customers take one look at him and drive past. They think it's an old folks home!"

The landlord goes out to tell Trigger what Bush has recommended.

Two fingers appear at the window.

Trigger comes back in to finish his pint.

Trigger: The women would flock in if i'd taken the viagra tablet.

Stunned silence, then much mirth! Good old Trigger!

14 comments:

phoenix said...

Hmmm methinks actually that they may call the police out to the old perve standing proudly at the pub door!hee hee

sablonneuse said...

I seem to remember a certain female in the pub making derogatory remarks about Trigger's 'chipolata'. Does he honestly expect to attract attention with it?

meredic said...

hmm... hey would they flock round here if I took up smoking and viagra?


Recommend a visit to a dark sky if you can make it tonight.

Cailleach said...

Viagra and two fingers held aloft, why does this not suprise me...?

© Karelian Blonde said...

Would the Viagra be for the women?

irreverentmama said...

Wow, those little blue diamonds really ARE miracle-workers, then, aren't they?

john.g. said...

Phoenix, probably, but we see more elephants than police!

Sandy, I doubt it, lol!

Meredic, don't start smoking viagra!! And yes if the sky clears!

Cailleach, this is the Merrie Monk, that's why you're not surprised!

KB,one would hope so!! Hee, Hee!

IM, are they?

Mr Farty said...

Does Trigger think if he takes a viagra then the ladies might have a stroke?

Been looking up, it's fab!
(No, not skirts this time)

Karmyn R said...

hee hee - It would depend on what type of pants he was wearing, I suppose.

Shaz said...

Hmmm . . .what was his plan, did he think he could get away with sitting in the window with his trousers around his ankles????

Shaz said...

PS awards winging their way to ya x x x

PI said...

I do hope he's not planning on exposure.

PI said...

meredic: I saw it!

john.g. said...

Pat, "Meredic: I saw it!" What, I ask!!!!!!!

Shaz, the waiting is killing me!

Farty, great, wasn't it?

Karmyn r , you'll have to find that out for yourself!