Friday, 17 August 2007

Trigger v Di.

Showdown today, I think it was a draw on points.

Jez, Di's other half is selling his old Austin Riley. Trigger asked Di, if he was looking for a newer model.

Di: "What are you saying?"

Trigger: "If you got in , he could sell Old Mother Riley too, as a job lot!"

Cue a good battering.

A while later Trigger was talking to one of the lads when Di overheard him say:

"I do the odd miracle you know".

Di: "How about a disappearing act!"

Cute!

15 comments:

RUTH said...

I do enjoy enjoy listening to (and taking part in) some good playful banter :o) Being a newbie to your site I haven't read about these people before...when I saw the title I immediately thought Fools & Horses!

john.g. said...

Ruth, welcome, you're very,very close!

apositivepessimist said...

heh.

john.g. said...

Pessimist, you're back!!

Victor Meldrew said...

Ruth > Trigger is named after his namesake in "Only Fools and Horses". Most of the characters in the pub are named after who they are most like. We have an "O-Be-Wan" (computer buff) and of course John G is referred to as "Plonker"!
(Sorry John, but the truth will out!)

john.g. said...

Keith, Di has renamed Trigger "Victor" because he was moaning last night, so I might just put your name forward!

ChrisB said...

I'd so like to be a fly on the wall in your pub!!

Jon M said...

I think a fly on your wall wouldn't stand a chance!

Ricardipus said...

Goodness me, you step away for two minutes and the whole place gets a makeover.

Looks good!

SpanishGoth said...

Oy fuckwit - you're on the bogroll now (and don't fucking whinge when the weirdos start invading)

and yes God is a cunt..... still

sablonneuse said...

Never a dull moment chez-vous then.

john.g. said...

Chris, you don't need to, I'm here!

Jon m, probably not!

RP, blogger updated and wiped most of it. Got most back, and thanks, I like the new look!

Goth, ever the eloquence. I agree, he is, and I think I can handle the weirdos! After all, there's you!

john.g. said...

Sablonneuse, always fun!

PI said...

I remember OMR and his/her daughter/wife Kitty. What a strange pair they were! BTW I like your photo but can't place the pennant.

john.g. said...

Pat, the Irish flag.