Saturday, 18 August 2007

Scarey!

This has come from Di, the landlady.

Yesterday evening she was walking her dog. A car pulled up along side, the window wound slowly down.

"You looking for some business, darling?"

She didn't recognize the car until she got back to the pub.

Trigger!

Large battering! Two in one day!

14 comments:

PI said...

God! And he jolly well deserves it!

john.g. said...

Pat, and he got it!!

PI said...

Just thought. Couldn't you get Keith to re-enact that wonderful scene in Fools and Horses where Delboy goes to lean on the bar which has disappeared and photograph it? How I'd laugh!

john.g. said...

Theres a thought Pat! You wouldn't laugh as much as me!!

ChrisB said...

You must admire his spirit -considering the amount of battering he's getting!!!

john.g. said...

Chris, secretly I think he enjoys it!

Jon M said...

Her response should have been 'you'd have to pay for it, mate!"

john.g. said...

Jon m, he did, but he didn't get it!

RUTH said...

Not a good idea to upset a landlady...they have the power to "bar" their customers!
btw love that Fools & Horses scene too...may favourite has to be the chandelier one though :o)

zoe said...

I think he's secretly into BDSM, you know.

Karmyn R said...

She needs to start carrying eggs in her purse! (and he should probably start wearing a helmet)

john.g. said...

Zoe, so nice to hear from you! I think you're right!

Karmyn r, his head is thick enough!

Keith said...

Pat - lean on the non-existent bar? and you'd laugh? And I thought you were my friend! I would expect you to come rushing forward to give me the "kiss of life" if I fell over.....

Ricardipus said...

HA HA HA HA HA!!! Well done that Trigger.

Brave man.