Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Joke Tuesday. Double-entendres.

Sob, where's my blog?

  1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator- " And this is the Bulgarian girl. I saw her snatch this morning, and it was amazing!"
  2. New Zealand Rugby commentator- "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him.
  3. Ted Walsh- Horse racing commentator- "This is a really lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
  4. Harry Carpenter at the Boat race 1977-"Aahh, Isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
  5. US PGA commentator- "One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them....Oh my God, what have I just said??"
  6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
  7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, so did half the crew, they were laughing so much!
  8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters- "Seve felt much better today after that 69 yesterday."
  9. Clair Frisby on Look North, talking about a jumbo hot dog said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
  10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold, they're rubbing each other, and he's only come in his shorts."

Favourites on a postcard!!

Off to try and find my pet blog.

10 comments:

ChrisB said...

Ahh what's happened. I do hope you get back the other version I didn't recognise you for a minute!!

john.g. said...

Blogger have kindly "upgraded blogger", and wiped most of what i had.

Karmyn R said...

Bummer - I loved your Pub header. I hope you can get it back.

Those are great lines.

Keith said...

Hey Mate! That's not bad! It looks a lot better than the original one.

The header is great, what with the piccie of Wendz as the serving wench. And I see you've got the clock back..... and your favorites.

The layout is good. I should keep that if I were you.

And all this from someone who claims not to know anything about HTML...pull the other one! You've been having me on.

Beccy said...

Lol.

Love the wench that's a big head on her pints!!!

Mr Farty said...

Not safe for coffee, thanks for the laughs! LOL etc.

RUTH said...

Thanks for the smiles...:o)

sablonneuse said...

Gosh, did you have to redo all your artwork? That really is clever.
And thanks for the double entendres. Another belly laugh.

© Karelian Blonde said...

Good to see that you are up and running again :)

And keep them coming!

john.g. said...

Sablonneuse, luckily most of the artwork came back(it wasn't my work anyway)

KB, still can't open you site! Boo.

Ruth, pleasure!

Farty, lol.