Wednesday, 5 March 2008

I'm afraid this couldn't wait!!

A man is desperate for a pee whilst visiting a friend in hospital. He is asked to use the ladies, as the gents are being cleaned,but not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.

Inside there are four buttons, marked WW, WA, PP and a red one marked ATR.

Curious, he pressed WW and was gently sprayed with warm water. He then pressed WA and warm air dried him. PP produced a powder puff, so he decided to finish with ATR.

He woke up in bed and the nurse says,"ATR means Automatic Tampon Remover, your cock's under the pillow!

9 comments:

john.g. said...

First!! I'm first!

Oh, It's my blog, oops. Thanks for the pic Keith!!

sablonneuse said...

Three good jokes there again, thanks John.

SpanishGoth said...

Your Blog nearly made my PC crash - I am SO going to 'debug' you...

oh, and your joke was shit - *runs off giggling because he's s t i l l pi s s ed b u t c a n

*oh fuck it, you get the point?!*

PI said...

Now I think you're just making that up:)

john.g. said...

Mum2, would I ?

Goth, cheers pal!

zoe said...

Loved it!

Anji said...

i enjoyed the jokes too. Haven't seen you for a little while- are you making them up yourself?

Sylv said...

GRIN, this is such an old joke it even exists in Swissgerman:) :) but it never fails to make me grin again:):).... and they say it us women who are always curious:)

Jayne said...

Hey you're on a roll with the jokes John......had me a good chuckle over this :-)