Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Joke Tuesday..........Double bill.

searching for change

Mr. Farty, please don't take this personally!

Scotsman takes his wife to casualty. She's no teeth, a broken nose and two black eyes.

Doctor asks what happened. The Scotsman says, "She was going through the change."

Doctor says,"That doesn't happen with the change."

Scotsman replies, "It does when it's in my f*cking pocket!






Forty gypsies arrive at The Pearly Gates. Saint Peter says, "We've only got room for twelve, so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in.

Five minutes later Saint Peter says to God,"They've gone!"

God says, "What, all forty of them?"

Saint Peter replies, "No,the f*cking gates!"

11 comments:

jason said...
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john.g. said...
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Mr Farty said...

Bloody brilliant!

PI said...

I'm afraid to say anything now in case I'm deleted:) So I won't say he should have turned the other cheek.

#Debi said...

The jokes were good, but the photo was best. ;) Thanks for sharing...

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Sylv said...

whoppseee, I don't know what the hubbub was all about, I am smiling from ear to ear about these jokes, abso-bloody-lutely un PC and just how i like them,nowadays one almost doesn't know about what one can joke about:( there is always someone who will feel offended even if they are not the topic of the joke............
well keep em' comin'

Brom said...

The first one has gone down a storm at The Mill this morning - Cheers for thtat J.

john.g. said...

The first four comments were from some twat called jason , who said this was the blog he'd made $800 a day from! The fifth one was me telling him to f*ck off!

Jayne said...

Hehehehe nice one John for telling jason to feck off, but apart from that, 2 pukka jokes as well :-)
Love the one about the pykies.