Triggerism
Yes, he was in the pub today being his usual thick self.
Some of the younger set (compared to me), early 20`s were in. They all know Trigger. He was rambling on about his female conquests from years gone by when the following banter took place.
Trigger: "I don`t need contraception anymore".
Good looking 20-something: With a face like that, i`m not surprised".
Trigger, for the first time was speechless!
I do wish he would `nt make us spit beer out!!!!
Anyway back to reality. Thankfully it is raining here, so all the snow`s gone. Now i`ve nothing against snow, but when you can only walk about 100 yds(i`m not metric yet), it`s a blessing to be able to put ones crutch down on dry land. (No comments on that please).
6 comments:
Very funny! i would lvoe to have seen his face!!
Sally
`Twas a picture, Sally, but only briefly, Trigger has the skin of a Rhino!
Someone made Trigger speechless...never!
I know Beccy, but it happened...honestly!
that is just brilliant! you should have an equivalent to my 'twattisms' - 'pubbisms' (double 'b' in case people start thinking of pubic hair ....).
Thanks Zoe, but i think Triggerisms about covers it.
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