Trigger`s on form.

Firstly, these comments are real, i am NOT making them up. I only say this because of the following.
We were waiting for the football to start and the Poacher wanted to see the weather forecast. He`s fishing next week. Anyway, the screen was showing Scotland. Now you know how they highlight the major towns/cities on the map? Lerwick came into view.

Trigger: " What`s that island in the sea?"

"What?"

"Lerwick".

Need i say more?

Number 2. The Beer Monster came in.

Trigger: "Now we can have a sensible conversation"

Seven of us together.".When are you going?"