Tuesday 25 September 2007

Joke Tuesday, double bill!

A nurse digs into her bag for a pen to write a cheque, but pulls out a rectal thermometer.

"Great", she sighs,

















"Some arseholes got my pen!"


A family are driving behind a dust cart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Embarassed, and to protect her young sons innocence, the woman says it was an insect,to which one of her sons says,
"I'm surprised it can fly with a cock that big!"

13 comments:

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Ha ha ha ha!! loved these and my office too!!!

Unknown said...

Mermaid, LOL.

martin said...

Where do you get them ?. Great jokes.

Karelian Blonde said...

*almost pissing my pants* LOL!

ChrisB said...

LOL very good as usual :)

Unknown said...

Martin, I have some very strange friends!!

KB, nappies please!

Chris, your turn tomorrow!

Pat said...

The first one mad me LOL especially as I nearly missed the pay-off. You do like your gaps don't you?

katy said...

LMAO thank you, hubby says thats why he cant fly!!!

katy said...

ps is it ok if i link you?

Unknown said...

Flying dildos - what next?

Really love the nurse one :)

Anonymous said...

"I have some very strange friends!!" Don't let Nikki hear you say that!

Of course, that doesn't include me does it?

Unknown said...

Her indoors, feel free!

Mum2, it keeps you guessing.

Cailleach, lol.

Keith, YES!

Beccy said...

Love them John, you always find the best jokes!