Joke Tuesday, double bill!
A nurse digs into her bag for a pen to write a cheque, but pulls out a rectal thermometer.
"Great", she sighs,
"Some arseholes got my pen!"
A family are driving behind a dust cart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Embarassed, and to protect her young sons innocence, the woman says it was an insect,to which one of her sons says,
"I'm surprised it can fly with a cock that big!"
13 comments:
Ha ha ha ha!! loved these and my office too!!!
Mermaid, LOL.
Where do you get them ?. Great jokes.
*almost pissing my pants* LOL!
LOL very good as usual :)
Martin, I have some very strange friends!!
KB, nappies please!
Chris, your turn tomorrow!
The first one mad me LOL especially as I nearly missed the pay-off. You do like your gaps don't you?
LMAO thank you, hubby says thats why he cant fly!!!
ps is it ok if i link you?
Flying dildos - what next?
Really love the nurse one :)
"I have some very strange friends!!" Don't let Nikki hear you say that!
Of course, that doesn't include me does it?
Her indoors, feel free!
Mum2, it keeps you guessing.
Cailleach, lol.
Keith, YES!
Love them John, you always find the best jokes!
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