Tuesday, 18 September 2007

Joke Tuesday.

Sorry, but I will * the swear words out.

Husband and wife on 10th wedding anniversary. The wife undresses and says, "What did you think 10 years ago?"

He says," I wanted to f*ck your brains out and suck your tits dry!"
She asks, "What are you thinking now?"














"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"

17 comments:

Duck said...

Mr Duck and I have our 10th anniversary this year. I'll have to ask him!

Brilliant. Made my day

Unknown said...

Duck, happy 10th!

SpanishGoth said...

Just so that you know

You've been TAGGED

Strangest Dream

Don't have to do it - you can be a boring twat if you want but, it's cheaper than therapy....

katy said...

ha ha you want to see what happens after 28 years or then again maybe not!

Unknown said...

I so can relate to this one!

By the way - did that challenge - it's a bit surreal...

ChrisB said...

LOL - Sam and fred thought I was mad as they didn't know what I was laughing at!!

RUTH said...

Being a woman naturally I mustn't find this funny. (stiffled laughter, giggles and tee hees)
Rx

sallywrites said...

We have been married 21 years, os God knows what I must be like!!! it's a laugh though John!

Richard Wintle said...

Oh dear.

I giggled though.

Anonymous said...

You're disgusting! But I liked it!

It made me feel "as sick as a horse". Ring any bells?

zoe said...

hehe - made me laugh.

Pat said...

I think I have to be shocked.

Babs said...

I didn't chortle.

I swear!!

Richard Wintle said...

P.S. I just wanted to say that babs has the best.avatar.evah.

That is all.

Beccy said...

I can't believe my mother is laughing at this (as of course I am). I always thought she was a lady and I hold you responsible for corrupting her!!!!!

Shaz said...

Should have got mUm to ask Pops on their 50th anniversary last week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Beccy, pooh!

Shaz, dare you!!

The rest of you......A group chortle!