"STOP PRESS"!
THIS IS SERIOUS !!
Beer contains female hormones.
Last month, The University of Lesotho said scientists revealed that beer contains female hormones.
Men should take a good look at their beer consumption. The theory is that hops contain Phytoestrogens and that by drinking too much beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints each. Within 1 hour it was then observed that 100% of the test subjects developed the following symptoms:
1. Argued over nothing
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
3. Talked excessively without making sense
4. Became overly emotional
5. Couldn't drive
6. Failed to think rationally
7. Gained weight
8.Had to sit down when urinating
No further testing was deemed necessary.
12 comments:
Women rule!
Oh, perrrlease!! hee, hee!
Well that explains the man-boobs!
Them are fightin' werds....
I just thought alcohol made the blood rush more quickly into the man's "other" brain.
karmyn great comment.I can't think of anything better to say !
Aren't those symtoms, especially thinking rationally, true of a sober man as well?
yep it all comes down to the fact that woman are the better sex!
Well that clearly shows that women should be left to go to the pub and men should stay at home to retain their manliness;-)
BAAHH! I try, honestly!
Cor you're brave John! Whenever I drink beer, I become very rational, everything I say makes sense and is right.
karmyn, are you implying that men have another brain besides that one?
:)
#debi, hello, don't you start on me as well !!
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