Saturday 15 September 2007

PAIN !!

A slight diversion from my usual hogwash.

Radio 5 Live news this morning: A man in Caracas, Venezuela, was involved in a fatal car crash. Just after his post-mortem had started, he woke up, screaming in agony........No shit !!

18 comments:

Unknown said...

Love it! I'm working on your challenge and should have it ready tomorrow - tell me it doesn't have to be funny... :S

Anonymous said...

"No shit!" I would imagine the shit would have been all over the place when he discovered he was being cut up!

What's the point of having a post mortem anyway? It was bleeding obvious how he died, or didn't, as it turned out.

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Jon M said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! My nightmare!

I suppose it made the Post Mortem easy though, died of a scalplel wound to the chest...

RUTH said...

OMG!....note to self; never get involved in an accident in Venezuela.
Rx

Anonymous said...

Did the news report go on to say whether he survived his post mortem?

ChrisB said...

AHHHHHH I bet the person doing the PM sh** himself!!!

Shaz said...

Ouch!

Pat said...

I don't wish to know that !

Unknown said...

He survived. They were going at his face when he woke up!

Unknown said...

Cailleach, it doesn't have to be funny.

Pontillius said...
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Pontillius said...

Couldn't the clowns tell whether or not he was still alive when they dragged him out of the wreckage?

Thanks for your visit to my blog, I've just updated.

Beccy said...

Remind me never to crash my car in Venezuale...Ouch!

SpanishGoth said...

Seen that on CSI Bollocks - the paramedic was a dipshit who assumed rather than checking the pulse.

Must tell you the other story about it sometime...

katy said...

sod that one, must remember to ask for a 2nd opinion when i die!

katy said...

ps sorry didn't introduce myself how rude am I. so hello I followed a link from Chrisb, i like what i saw and read so if it is ok with you i will return!

Unknown said...

Her indoors, welcome! Any friend of Chrisb is ok by me!

Goth, not sure I should take you up on that......ok then!

Ponty, no probs!

Beccy, likewise!

sallywrites said...

OMG!!!! Poor man!!