Pub news !
This lunchtime has been mad.
It all started with Trigger getting whacked by Di, for, well, being Trigger!
Trigger,"Di, you're all in blue,are you playing for Leicester City today?"
Di, "Are you a natural twat, or do you practice?"
Me," He doesn't practise Di, it's all natural."
Trigger, "You can f*ck off Ironside"
I put the boxing highlights from last night on, as I know the lads enjoy it.
Trigger, "What's this?"
The Poacher,"Rugby!"
Trigger, "You twat I meant what fight is it!
The Poacher, "It's a boxing fight."
Trigger, to Jez, "Is this place full of complete arseholes, or is it just me?"
Jez,"It's just you, Trigger!"
Trigger, "Bollocks."
Next, I put the qualifying for the Moto G.P. (bike racing for those not in the know) on.
Trigger, "Who's winning?"
Me, "It's qualifying, the race is tomorrow."
Trigger, "Yes, but who's winning?
Me, "Trigger, NOBODY is winning, the race is tomorrow!"
By this time, I had given up all hope, and Trigger went on his merry way. No doubt battle will be resumed tomorrow lunch.
The race starts at 1.00pm. I hope Trigger's gone by then!
17 comments:
Actually, sometimes I can see Trigger's point. I mean someone had to win?
Here's hoping Trigger forgot to put his clocks etc.... forward so you'll all have a happy time in the pub today.
First day of Summertime = first pint supped an hour earlier than yesterday, Enjoy!
huggles xxx
As another sport-ignorant person I have to sympathise with Trigger.
i swear one day I make it happen to come and have lunch in the Merry Monk and will sit there laughing my a** off watching ya'll !!
Sylv
With me beside you too. We will have such fun (at the brit blokes expense)
John - cor, I haven't told you about my four lots of arsehole surgery, so far.I live with Crohn's disease, and only about 5% of large intestine left
Super Hi and Hello to your Dad
Will start saving so can visit the Merrie Monk - as long as Trigger ain't there matey
Super hellos to Erica spider, and to your Dad
Mickle, can't wait?! The beer's on me!
Sylv, you will be welcomed with open arms!
Sandy, Trigger reckons he's a Man Utd fan!
? scratches head ???
Sandy, never mind!
You should definitely get a swear box. You'd make a fortune out of him!
I'm glad the clocks went forward. Means the time in my car is correct for the first time since October.
"Ironsides"...heh.
Pessimist! Where've you been?
Wee change in the drinks department for me, stroppy innards = beer is a disaster. Very happy to let you know mine is a half of dry (very dry yet alcoholic please) cider
One day I'll get there, matey
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mickle on NZ
Mickle, can't wait!
I'm also on the list of dropping into the pub one day......mines a virgin pina colada please :-) (I don't drink alcohol. I'm strange, I know!)
Jayne, no problem!
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