Conundrum
Ok, you lot, let's see your smarter side for once (ducks). As I type I do not know the answer.
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his pocket. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money in your pocket that I can sing a song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller." The rich man goes home poor, the poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?
17 comments:
Perhaps it was a song she would normally only hear on a certain day?
But what song?
Think of a song that people would only sing to you on one particular day each year.
Ta, pfft.!!
Happy Birthday to you...
How small do you feel now John?
Tiny, shrinks away.
The poor mans singing was so appalling that the rich man said "For f**ks sake, take the money and shut up and go away!"
That's why the rich man goes home poor, and the poor man goes home rich. Right?
Frank, close.
Erm, pass. What would Trigger answer? Have you asked him?
i think salvadore's got it.
Whadda Joanna Make Those Eyes At Me For?
Technically, the rich man had taken the wad of notes out of his pocket, so all the money now in his pocket would exclude the wad of £50s in his hand. So it doesn't work.
good one john I have heard it before, what a 'smart ass' daughter I have
Ha ha Happy birthday!!!
Very good and I wasn't clever enough to get it before I dived into the comments.
*doh*
Thank you all, I am sooooo thick!
Excellent!!
I can't believe my mother called me smart arse!
I can Beccy!
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