Monday, 28 May 2007

Steamers

Trigger, as you may have read here has been listening, but not absorbing talk about steaming food. Today, one of the lads bought a surplus to requirements steamer and gave it to Trigger.

"Thanks, what do I owe you?"

"Nothing, it's yours".

"Cheers, are there any instructions?"

"No, but you'll be ok, it's twat proof."

9 comments:

Beccy said...

Looking forward to hearing how Trigger gets on with the steamer.

john.g. said...

I'm not sure I am!!

ChrisB said...

'twat proof 'I wonder!! you might find Trigger will be the source of further writing!!

Keith said...

Twat proof? But is it Trigger-proof?

If it's twat proof, then Q should be able to manage it.

Cailleach said...

twat-proof? You wanna bet? He already wanted to put his beef in one... ready and waiting to hear what he does with it! :))))

PI said...

I worry about his health and safety!

john.g. said...

All of you, it beggars belief, but it's all true!!

john.g. said...

All of you, it beggars belief, but it's all true!!

john.g. said...

Twice again!! Damn blogger!