Friday, 4 May 2007

The red faced Sharon.

Well, who'd have thought it, but Sharon got embarassed today. It went like this.

One of the locals: "Pedigree, please".
After pouring it and placing said pint in front of him.
"£2.45, please".
Can you top it up, please?

"I thought all you lot liked a good head".

Now, you can imagine the laughter, and in front of the new landlord!!

10 comments:

Beccy said...

What's the new landlord like? Did he appreciate Sharons boob? (not boobs)!

john.g. said...

He's alright, and so's his wife.

ChrisB said...

I'm glad you're keeping it clean beccy!!

john.g. said...

Chris, Beccy's cleanish, mostly.
Ducks and runs. (sorry, wheels).

Victor Mildew said...

See John, what did I tell you in the pub? 9 times out of 10 Beccy is the first to comment! Have you two got an arrangement or something?

As to the comment about a "good head" I'm afraid I don't get it. Know what I mean? (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)

john.g. said...

Victor, at your age i'm not surprised !!

Cailleach said...

Gah! I'm trying to eat, over here! Flippin flippers!

PI said...

Victor I don't either.

john.g. said...

Pat, I wont corrupt you by explaining , it's rude!

Sally Lomax said...

Now come on ...be nice to your new landlord. You don't want him running off!!!!