Tuesday, 8 May 2007

Joke Tuesday.

Not so much jokes today, but funny. If the first one offends, I am sorry.

Trigger was in on Sunday, talking crap as usual. Blakey came in (not him from on the buses), but a mate of ours with a razor wit.

"Trigger, I was in the Co-op, shopping this morning when I saw a loaf of bread with your name on it".

"What did it say?" asks Trigger.


"Thick Cut"!!

Trigger liked that.

The second one is a bit long, so as not to bore you I'll post it later.

10 comments:

Robin Hood II said...

You can't spell!

john.g. said...

Robin, go and see to triar f*ck!

Dick Dastardly said...

Co-Op is spelt "Co-op". Only 2 out of ten for that effort.

Hey, I beat Beccy today!

john.g. said...

SoRry tEacHER.

Beccy said...

Dick I didn't realise we were in competition!

john.g. said...

Beccy, don't start him off!!

john.g. said...

Where's this spelling mistake then, Maid Marian?

Beccy said...

Just realised who Dick is!!!

Sally Lomax said...

At least Trigger laughs at himself!!

john.g. said...

Beccy, how small do you feel now?!!

Sally, Trigger's great fun.