Ladies, is this survey true? joke # 2
A recent survey found that a woman finds different male faces attractive depending on her cycle. For example. a woman ovulating likes a man with a rugged masculine look. When she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors in his eyes, and a cricket stump up his ar*e.
Should I duck now? He he!
16 comments:
I'm couldn't possibly comment I'm too old to remember!!!
Yep...its true!
Sometimes I find a rugged masculine guy attractive, but another time a gentle, less 'worked on' guy is sexy.
Sometimes I'd like a hunter-gatherer type guy, but then again a guy happy to help around the house would be a welcome relief.
Sometimes I'd like a workaholic who's studious and hard working, but then again a guy who's happy to think 'to hell with it' and go on an adventure is exciting.
Sometimes I'd like to be with a guy who's the life and soul of the party, but then again a guy who doesn’t mind being in cosy coupledom is cute.
Sometimes it's quite obvious why I'm single.
Chrisb, never! Don't believe you, i've seen you photo, remember.
S, welcome to my world.
How did you know Joules spends half his life looking rugged and masculine and the other half with a cricket stump up his ar*e?
Personally I prefer the cricket bat method,much more effective :-)
Beccy, top secret.
Phoenix, you brute!
Just kidding!
I'm never hormonal,I'm just lovely all of the time,honest x
Can I trust a woman with a cricket bat?..uummmm.
Hilarious!! I actually saw a Winston Graham docu about this and it was very good......... probably a load of you know what, but it made good tele. His descriptions weren't as vivid as yours though John!
Sally, thanks.
A much needed laugh, considering the times! ;)
Agreed Cailleach.
"...depending on her cycle." You mean whether of not its a 'racer' or a 'mountain bike'?
Personally, I like woman with a 'sit-up and beg' cycle. Make 'em plead for it, that's what I say!
Lance Arsestrong I presume?
Yes...... Winston actually took it seriously!!!....... But I like yours more!!!! Great laugh!
Very true. And then just before menstrution (yuck) she likes him doused in chocolate. . .
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