Joke Tuesday.

It's back! My source of humour is back from holiday, so hear goes.

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
"God bless Mommy' God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know, it seemed the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. The father thoght it a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put his daughter to bed, and listened to her prayers.

"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma."
The next day Grandma died. Shit, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when his daughter was going to bed he heard her say:
"God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He nearly went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to work. He was nervous, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured that if he could last 'till midnight he would be ok.

He felt safe in the office, so he stayed until midnight then went home.
When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it; I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, " You think you've had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch!"