Joke Tuesday.

This is courtesy of Irreverentmama.

Towards the end of the round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow Buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every Buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.......POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those Buttercups? Just for doing that, you won't have any butterfor your popcorn for the rest of your life...... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter ever again!"

Then POOF!!.......She was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he shouted for his friend,
"Fred, where are you?"

"I'm over here in the pussy willows."

Dave yells, DON'T SWING, Fred!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!"

Thanks Laura.